Why Asians Make Great Undercover Spies
Posted by sarah on April 13, 2009 @ 5:19 pm | media, rants
...Because they look the same!
In the latest episode of Dollhouse, the character Sierra goes undercover to retrieve some super-secret information. And she dresses up as an Asian employee. Because Asians look the same.
So for those of you taking notes, in order to perform a successful espionage, simply take your resident Asian and dress them up like an Asian employee of the business you are spying on. NOBODY WILL KNOW.
My name is Sarah. Half Japanese, half Irish-Polish-Lithuanian. I majored in East Asian Studies and yet somehow am working as a web and graphic designer. Go figure.
Uh duh. Of course all Asians look the same cos we’re secretly all robots. That’s why America fears China so much..Not due to the whole economy/communism thing it’s cos they’re afraid the Asian-robots might shoot em with their cool laser-eyes…You know that.
Crap, I forgot about the laser-eyes!